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underneath these stairs I hear the snares and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and.my.aunt. plINGPLINGplING cant believe how cruel they aarrrre and it STINGS my lighnting scarrrrrr to know they’l nEvver ever give me what I wha-ant
I know I don’t deserve these awful ruuules made by the dursleys here on Pri-i-IvAte DRiv-ihih-veeuh
cant take thsees stupid muggles
but despite all of ma struggles
I’m still AliIIIiiiiiiiiiiVEeeeeeeeIMSICKOFSUMEMRNADTHISWAITINGAROUNDDUNDUNMANITSSPETEMBERANDIMSKIPPINGTHISTOWNDUNDUNHEYITSNOMYSTERITHERSENOTHINGHEREFORME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOUUUUU-OL
GOTTA GET MASELF TO HOGWARTS
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOOOUYHUHUOULLL
A Very Potter Senior Year; aka let us rEPEATEDLY PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKING YOU PEE YOURSELF WITH LAUGHTER
