Greetings, my devoted followers. Many of you have been wondering with your sen-pai has gone in this time of extreme weirdness. Mysterious earthquakes, UFO sightings and chunks of fruit salad washing up on the beach have all been seemingly ignored by this online encyclopedia of unearthly oddities.
But fear not, because I HAVE been documenting ALL of the things keeping Beach City weird for my latest project – a Keep Beach City Weird BOOK! This is what I got so far.
Pretty good start, right? Now all I have to do is write that chapter. And then a few more chapters. And then find a publisher.
Look, making a book is a lot harder than I thought, and it has been sucking up all my time. Not only have I neglected the blog, but I have had to cut back on my shifts at the Fry Shop. So until those book checks start rolling in, I have decided to bring in some big name sponsors to Keep Beach City Financially Solvent. So please enjoy this sponsored content courtesy of… sigh… GUACOLA.
SPONSORED POST
I know, I know, you’ve already heard the World’s First Guacamole Soda advertised on every podcast out there, but I’m here to share my personal endorsement of this… ugh… “extreme soda snack that is not at all whack.” I’ve tasted Guacola and I can confirm that, technically, it is edible. Although sometimes you have to chew it. But I’m sure Guacola has lots of other great uses, like mortaring in a brick wall or clogging a drain that runs too smoothly.
So do your throat a favor and order a case today! Guacola will ship a case right to your door (provided your door is not in one of the 17 states currently involved in the lawsuit against Guacola Inc, a subsidiary of Gluggman Industrial Adhesives).
Guacola. It’s a soda that pays people to say they like it, so you know it’s good.
