Hm
Hm
“Rose is trying to shapeshift back to her old self!”
Yeah hey uh
Yeah
PEARL GET YOUR FEET AND ASS OFF THE COFFEE TABLE
I take the main point of the post but yes. OFF.Greg should spray her with water.
Super Duper 100% Serious Steven Universe “Who Shattered Pink Diamond” Theory
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW
5/7/18 – FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
LISTEN
Actually, it makes a lot more sense why Rose was always protected from poofing by Pearl. Can you imagine if a soldier poofed Rose Quartz and a Diamond fell out?
oh.
OH.