natawhat:

wrotemyown:

seriously tho what if steven just ADOPTS all the different gems homeworld sends to try to deal with the situation?

and eventually you get one of the diamonds being all “STOP STEALING MY SOLDIERS”

and steven’s just like “NO!  THESE ARE MY THIRTY MOMS AND I LOVE THEM!”

Steven Universe Pacifist Route

elasticitymudflap:

sapphire: “Ruby, just act casual!” 

ruby: *crabwalks out* “WHAT IS HAPPENING FELLOW HETEROSEXUALS”

arachnocomrnunism:

pearl-apologism:

nagisakaworu:

pearl has been shown to be a responsible and law abiding driver. do you think she’s licensed? do you think pearl went to the dmv to get her drivers license? i mean if she’s intent on obeying traffic laws she’d probably care about getting her license fair and square, right? what kind of information is on pearl’s drivers license? she has no full name. she has no birthday. did the beach city dmv just decide there’s no reason to question that because gems are weird and she was deserving of a license anyway? imagine pearl having a wallet and pulling out this card

imagine Pearl getting pulled over and sticking her hand inside her Fuckign forehead and pulling out this card

Pearls license expires today