lapis: hey maybe the earth isnt so bad i guess ill stay
peridot: hey B)
lapis:
if peridot is stevens annoying younger sister than lapis is his Moody Teenage Sister
lapis: *unplugs peridot’s computer* log in to the real world, dweeb
imagine peridot finding out that eating means she has to poop later
FIXED! sorry tumblr did a weird thing
