Anakin, Padmé, Obi-Wan: Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Aquarius
Luke, Leia, Han: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
Rey, Poe, Finn: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
signs as badass girls
aries: imperator furiosa, faith lehane, sarah manning, sun bak, elektra, faye valentine
taurus: misty, kim pines, rey, toph beifong, chell, riza hawkeye
gemini: harley quinn, starfire, connie maheswaran, bayonetta, knives chau, botan (yu yu hakusho)
cancer: mako mori, sailor moon, katara, ororo munroe/storm, bee (bee and puppycat), elizabeth (bioshock)
leo: buffy summers, daenerys targaryen, chun-li, gabrielle (xena: warrior princess), cynthia (pokemon), rosalina
virgo: leia organa, dana scully, tina belcher, bulma, jill valentine, annabeth chase
libra: chihiro ogino, death (sandman), carol aird, princess bubblegum, violet baudelaire, cher horowitz
scorpio: april ludgate, jessica jones, raven (teen titans), mystique, android 18, beatrix kiddo
sagittarius: ellie (the last of us), ilana glazer, lisbeth salander, aerith gainsborough, sam dutton (the perks of being a wallflower), sabrina the teenage witch
capricorn: blair waldorf, hua mulan, poussey washington, leslie knope, motoko kusanagi, elastigirl
aquarius: misato katsuragi, gamora (guardians of the galaxy), samus aran, daria morgendorffer, princess mononoke, yumi (hi hi puffy amiyumi)
pisces: galadriel, nomi marks, kitty pride/shadowcat, max caulfield, luna lovegood, eileen (regular show)
the signs as tumblr eras
2010-2011 // the rise of tumblr. rage comics, wine mom humor, can i haz cheezburger, furry culture’s prime: taurus, cancer
2012 // the rise of fandoms. “the only post on tumblr with ______ notes on it”, superwholock, “there’s a supernatural gif for that”, gifsets: gemini, sagittarius
2013 // the rise of aesthetics. transparents, “touch my butt and buy me pizza”, indie blogs, pastels: LIBRA, leo
2014 // the rise of shitposts. “your fave is problematic”, pepe, gay gay and more gay, dank memes: virgo, scorpio, pisces
2015-2016 // the rise of memes. discourse, the meme revolution, astrology memes, callout culture: aries, AQUARIUS, capricorn
the signs as cliche movie lines
Aries: *person is talking shit about someone when everyone falls silent* “they’re right behind me, aren’t they?”
Taurus: “if i don’t make it, tell [significant other] i love them”
Gemini: antagonist telling the protagonist “we’re not so different, you and i”
Cancer: “dad he’s not just some boy, i love him!”
Leo: *bad guys approach* “uh, guys. we’ve got company”
Virgo: “son you’re giving up your dream!” “no dad, i’m giving up yours”
Libra: “you look/sound/act just like your mother”
Scorpio: “i don’t even know who you are anymore!”
Sagittarius: *going into the final standoff* “this ends now”
Capricorn: *looking warily off into the distance* “there’s a storm coming”
Aquarius: “this isn’t what it looks like”
Pisces: *going into a sketchy situation* “guys, i’ve got a bad feeling about this”
Reasons why your sign sucks
Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies
Signs as weird animal kids in middle school
Horse Kids: Sagittarius, Taurus, Cancer
Wolf Kids: Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn
Dragon Kids: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius
Unicorn Kids: Pisces
Cat Kids: Virgo