Lup: Whenever I’m leaving a conversation I say “bi” to remind people I am bisexual. For some reason, this has not been working very well and most people think I am straight despite my reminders. However, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.
a skeleton? getting seduced by an extraplanar alien in a pointy hat? it’s more likely than u think
actually what i want to talk about is how taako is an alien. he’s an elf but he’s also an alien. yeah. he’s not like the other sun elves on this plane… his teeth are sharper. his eyes do that thing cats’ do when you happen across one in the dark. that’s not normal. he can echolocate. that’s not normal! that’s canon, babey.
taako echolocates to find something in the quad one day and avi’s like “what the fuck” but this seems very ordinary and mundane to magnus and merle. yeah, they say. all elves can do that, right? avi’s just like what??? n. no???
taako just stands up and screams. oh, tight, there’s his magazine.
across the quad, lucretia, suddenly realizing that elves here do not echolocate, whispers “fuck" very quietly to herself. forgot to put that one in ya books, huh, luce.
