every john ship fic ever: john’s teeth getting in the way of kissing, john’s akward ghost buster underwear when undressing moment, dad is in the other room, partner suddenly not caring about John’s teeth, hIS TEETH, chub
every dave ship fic ever: coolest kid in school, the partner is the only one to see Dave’s eyes, dave moment of realization that his partner doesnt care about his eyes, glasses smashing other’s face(and in some cases, the other’s glasses) while kissing, much dom, his muscles make partner insecure
every karkat ship fic ever: angry sex(not exactly calignious just, him being grumpy), “that little red tint in his eyes was becoming more obvious everyday”, light peach fluid, crab boxers, helpless romantic, subbbb, v small and thin
every jake ship fic ever: secretly a sex god, pansexual, huge dick, thought he couldnt actually feel love until (person), hIS GLASSES, “he looks at you with those gorgeous forest green eyes”, cook
every dirk ship fic ever: muscle af, “he looks at you with those gorgeous orange eyes that you can never get enough of, too bad he covers them constantly with his shades”, neko kink, lots of neko cosplay, dresses in a dress for partner, watching anime before initating sex
every sollux ship fic ever: lisp annoys partner or the partner points it out, dom, takes off the fuckn glasses, was coding but got distracted by partner, two buldges,