JOHN “I DONT KNOW HOW TO BLOCK SOMEONE SO ILL SMASH MY PHONE WITH A HAMMER” EGBERT
I vote that we change the pairing name from “rosemary” to “rosemarried.”
When Will Homestuck Finally Be Over?
I don’t know for sure, but I am reasonably certain that the next bit of “post-canon content” will be released about a week from right now. How? Simple – Caliborn’s eyes.
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31
What happens on a nearby 31? Halloween. A week from now, if you’re on the west coast. And the thing is, Halloween day really isn’t that special -it’s the night. The turning from October to November is the real holiday. And what is that day again? Oh right, 11/1, the day Act 6 (rest in pieces you overly lengthy piece of wonderful shit) began. And why am I so confident about this?
Look at the fire symbols (also, John, why are you snapping more consistently with Karkat and Dave than with your own sister? Are you sure you’re not a homosexual?). 1025, 612, and of course, 413. All of the important Homestuck numbers – except one. Three ones, to be precise – 11/1.
See you all in a week!
NOTE: IT COULD ALSO BE DECEMBER 31ST BECAUSE 1/1 STILL KINDA COUNTS BUT HUSSIE HAS A HISTORY OF DELAYING THINGS BY EXACTLY A WEEK AND ALSO 10/31 IS WHEN THE LORD ENGLISH REVEAL FLASH WAS I’M PRETTY SURE SO CALIBORN STUFF HAPPENING ON HALLOWEEN WOULD MAKE MANY A SENSE