YES.
YES.
THATS WHY THERES LIKE 50 MILLION FUCKING NEPETAS IN THE DREAM BUBBLES.
NONE OF THEM EVER GET LAZER DEATHD BECAUSE FUCKING EQUIUS AND HIS HORSESHITTERY AWESOMES
GOD I LOVE EQUIUS
*EDIT*
THATS WHY HORSES ARE LORD ENGLISH’S IRONIC DOWNFALL
HE’S DESTROYER OF UNIVERSES, UNTIL HE GET’S MEMORIZED BY SOME FUCKING MUSCLEBEASTS
IT LIKE WHEN AR AND ARQUISPRITE HAPPENED ALL OVER AGAIN
The 4/13 update
someone: *walks in*
someone: …..
someone: Hussie what the fuck are you doing
Hussie: *huddled around a tiny paper stage, moving shitty modeling clay figurines very slowly* expanding my million dollar media empire, why do you ask
hussie had to make that shitty claymation. Hussie sat there and made little clay figures of his characters and made a purposely shitty claymation play specifically for this upd8.
honestly Homestuck has a tendency to kill off too many characters too many times to the point of making deaths meaningless but that made me feel an actual thING and im processing right now and it HURTS A LOT
NO
currently alive:
- john
- roxy
- dirk
- caliborn (lord english?)
- the condesce
- jack and PM
- sollux
- aradia
- davesprite
- the felt except for sn0wman
- spades slick
- ms paint
- godcat
- dad crocker
- post-scratch dersites and prospitians
- inhabitants of LOWAS
- roxy’s carapacians and cats
- serenity
- nix (presumably)
- hearts boxcars
dying:
- rose
- terezi
possibly dead (due to planet destruction):
- the mayor
- casey
- erisolsprite, ARquiusprite, nannasprite, jaspersprite (can sprites die of external causes??)
- the lusii on LOMAX
- LOLAR’s, LOHAC’S and LOFAF’s consorts and other living creatures
- cetus, hephaestus, echidna, yaldabaoth, hemera and abraxas
dead/undead/not a life form:
- literally fucking everyone else wow
we have confirmation on the destroyed planets, so the possibly dead list is finally accurate
