this update was a lot more violent and “HOLY SHIT” than cascade or even fucking eternity served cold because both of those had their timing. both of those had breathing space. they had space between events to think.
this update was like being in a car accelerating to 150 mph and spinning out of control and narrowly avoiding hitting a semitruck full of lava and everything is on fire and youre in hell
can we just
in case it didn’t hurt enough:
- rose just lost her girlfriend, her brother, and one of her closest friends
- roxy and dirk just lost their two best friends before they were able to reconcile with either of them
- dirk lost his brother before he could even meet him
- john lost two of his best friends and is now the only prospit dreamer left, and he doesn’t even know yet
- the mayor was on lohac
- there won’t be another update until november 1st
So, couple of options:
- Dreambubble party time
- Doomed timeline
- John canon-porting and preventing it all.
Basically, things’ll be fine.
homosuck upd8
It’s okay everybody
they’re off to the skeleton war now..
