some Hunk Headcanons, Hunkcanons™ if u will, i thought abt in the car:
he’s had nightmares about coran’s mustache
as in, more than one
he’s talked about it with pidge, in the sense that he vaguely alluded to it and pidge thought it was some kind of weird metaphor
he used to love hannah montana and unironically watched it with lance to the point where they could quote it at each other (this is also related to the unfortunate beginning of lance’s love/hate relationship w mullets)
his favorite nicholas sparks movie is a walk to remember, the notebook is Fine but a walk to remember is too much, he can’t do it, it’s so pure SHE WANTED A MIRACLE AND HE WAS HER MIRACLE
(in that same vein, He Does Not talk abt the last song. don’t ask him abt it. he won’t answer)
has mixed feelings on gordon ramsey
wants to participate on Space Chopped
“there is no space chopped” “they’ll franchise it out here eventually. and when they do, i’ll beready”
has said “flavortown” before he even knew who guy fieri was
hates guy fieri with a passion
(lowkey wants to be him)
BUT HE CAN’T STAND HIM
HE CAN’T BE TRUSTED W SEASONING?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW???? A FLAME-PRINT SHIRT DOES NOT A FLAVOR CONNOISSEUR MAKE
lance: “guy fieri is like if u me and keith all spawned an adult male child” hunk: “this is why your mom wasn’t surprised that time i blocked you on facebook”
went through a phase when he was 14 where he would use “dank” as an adjective for everything, both good and bad. he wasn’t even sure what the actual definition was. “woooooah, that’s dank dude” “ate some dank ramen, dying inside” “just took the dankest test, not sure question 8 was even legal”
at the same time, relentlessly laughs at lance–and brings it up randomly, years after the fact, at his leisure–for using the phrase, “don’t worry, we’re gucc” [gucci] literally One (1) Single Time. and not even in a mocking way. in a This Is Genuinely Hilarious I Love You way
favorite dog breed are chowchows because they’re wrinkly and chunky and lovable af
can’t help but spit a lil when he laughs too hard
american football > p much every other sport, has two cousins that played college ball in utah
Loves Pockets (Hot, jacket, and pants)
is super brilliantly rational and logical to the point where he can hone in on a flaw in an idea / plan that no one even considered but literally saves the day
keith has noticed this abt him and encourages it in that lowkey, awkward, “i support u, but i’m not gonna make a big deal abt it, i’m just gonna have ur back” nerd way that is hunk’s friendship kryptonite
but for real hunk is Excellent at finding solutions and he’s always straight to the point abt it once he’s got it
he does it because he likes helping people??? it gives him #life??????okay??????????????
also, last but not least: is the friend that sees u vaguepost on social media and, instead of getting annoyed, reaches out 2 u to make sure ur okay, no matter how often u do it
