Imagine April Fool’s day in Night Vale, where Carlos comes downstairs wearing a bald cap and Cecil won’t talk to him for two days
#welcome to night vale. several reports suggest that dear perfect glorious carlos is a jerkface.
Welcome to Night Vale for the Hearing Impaired
You can read the transcripts HERE!!!!! (up to episode 27)
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(That’s hearing-impaired fangirl for “Thank you")
what if nasa invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles
NOW YOU LISTEN HERE STEVE CARLSBURG
THE GOVERNMENT MAKES NO SECRET THAT IT CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER, AND EARTHQUAKES, AND MONITOR THOUGHTS AND ACTIVITIES
