it’s heterosexual awareness month.
be aware of heterosexuals. they’re out there, and they must be stopped.
i know “where did this fandom come from" posts are considered gauche
but where the fuck did the night vale fandom come from
Definitely not the Dog Park.
There is no Welcome to Night Vale fandom.
The Welcome to Night Vale fandom does not exist.
The Sheriff’s Secret Police will be at your house shortly.
Mayor Pamela Winchell has just confirmed that the fandom never existed; it was just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for a fandom.
PLASTIC. BAGS.
The angels claim that the Night Vale fandom exists. The city council would like to remind you that angels only tell lies and definitely do not exist.
Carlos – beautiful, perfect Carlos – and his team of scientists agree that the Night Vale fandom does in fact exist. “It seems like it shouldn’t exist,“ explained Carlos, perfect and beautiful. “Like, it just came out of nowhere!” But, he says, they have done experiments and the fandom is definitely there. Well. I’m sure Mayor Pamela Winchell made an honest mistake, and has only our best interests at heart.
John Peters, you know, the farmer, phoned to tell me that he grows invisible corn and is thinking of branching out into invisible potatoes, and does not-he repeated, does not grow fandoms to flood the market at unusual times.
What if Carlos isn’t even Latino or Hispanic
what if his name just happens to be Carlos and he’s like
Vietnamese
or Mongolian
or
Native Australian(Aborigine, thank you Chrome Spell Check feature)what if Carlos isn’t even any race, he’s not even human, he’s a very, very confused Venusian trying to take normal Earth readings and getting the wackiest results possible in Night Vale and reporting back to his mothership like ABORT, ABORT, THESE HUMANS ARE FUCKING CRAZY, ALSO ONE OF THEM IS REALLY CUTE OH NO HELP
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